February 2012
1 post
“Soliellll! Soliel! Soliel, Soliel… SOLLLLEILLL!”
– The happiest dude ever just riding his bike down Sebastapol in Paris, France
Translation: “Sunnnnn! Sun! Sun, Sun… SUUUNNNN!”
January 2012
3 posts
"Sorry I touched your balls."
Not sure what was more awkward: The guy apologizing for “Touching Austin’s balls” (juggling balls) or Austin explaining that the word “balls” is dirty in English.
Or the then 5 seconds of staring at each other that followed.
“Belcome. Night and day, there is always a taxi nearly.”
– http://www.taxis-bleus.com/
December 2011
9 posts
Be scared! Or not... whatever.
I dreamt last night several dreams, infiltrated with ghosts, but my favorite is the last.
I was huddled up half asleep in my old apartment’s bed. I would have thought it real if I had been in my own bed.
Suddenly the haze of my sleepy conscious is parted and a floating gaunt woman rushes towards me.
She stares me deep in my soul and demands, ”COME WITH ME!”
I sputter out a...
November 2011
15 posts
“I would do anything to put my foot in the door!’” said Austin. And...”
– Austin
“If you talk to me in Spanish, even though I know it, I will reply in French....”
– Me, While trying to learn french but visiting Madrid, Spain.
Vive la différence
My husband and I were walking home late at night (in Paris) and passed a frenchman peeing on the wall.
My husband, “Come on, man!”
Frenchman, “Welcome to France! We pee everywhere!” (but in french).
Suddenly from around the corner we hear, “Vive la France!”
There and behold is another Frenchman peeing with one fist is raised proudly in the air.
October 2011
6 posts
September 2011
3 posts
August 2011
14 posts
